Satire

SATIRE | Scott Morrison uncensored - and it isn't pretty

By Mark Bode
December 11 2019 - 7:00pm
SCOMO MOMENT: "No, mate. You tell that little weasel to stop talking like a f****** policy wonk. Joe and Jane Average Australian aren't interested in that bull****." Photo: Gareth Gardner
SCOMO MOMENT: "No, mate. You tell that little weasel to stop talking like a f****** policy wonk. Joe and Jane Average Australian aren't interested in that bull****." Photo: Gareth Gardner

In this piece I will utilise a writing technique by entering the point of view of an old friend of mine, who, until recently, was an employee at Kirribilli House. In a lengthy, detailed and alarming discussion, he revealed to me what I believe is the most accurate portrait of Scott Morrison ever sketched, which I will present to the people he "serves" while brandishing, it has been claimed, an increasingly authoritarian tone.

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