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But how do you go about capturing koala sex on the beach?
Well, if these photos from a Port Stephens man are anything to go by, then it appears all you need is a prime location, salt lick, two amorous marsupials and an eagle-eyed snapper.
Guy Innes was sitting on his porch enjoying a coffee at about 6am on Tuesday when he noticed a koala strolling across his yard to access the water at Salamander Bay in New South Wales.
He quickly grabbed his camera to take a picture of the female marsupial, which he said was then "followed in hot pursuit by a boy".
Mr Innes said the spring weather saw koalas on the move, which meant he was able to witness the amazing sight.
"Each spring time koalas come down to the beach at Little Salamander where the males lick salt," he said.
"They move into the [bush] at Mambo Wetlands where they find mates and breed."
Koalas are known to cross Foreshore Drive from Joe Redman Reserve, close to Mr Innes' home, which is also bordered by Sandy Point Road, Salamander Way and Port Stephens Drive.
Mr Innes pleaded with drivers to "please watch out" for koalas in the area.
"Their main crossing points are obvious," he said.
"Why have we not at least indicated these spots with a sign so the community can be aware?"